死びとの恋わずらい

randomfae:

jewfrogs:

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

huayno:

when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf

motherfucker-unlimited:

We all have that one friend who was felled by an Ogre 😂

gundamslut:

all youtubers will go to hell but i hope jerma at least has a long fulfilling life beforehand

trollrider1111:

normalwizard:

White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian

The white boy shock staff

damazcuz:

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

goodscreencaps:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

thefallingdream:

Fuck it *carcinises you*

wotsukai:

my sex tape is on google drive 🤨 your sex tape is on tiktok live 😏 you and me on different levels 🆙⬇️ i have sex with evil devils😈 👹 👺

andreablog2:

andreablog2:

I love the Biden family it’s such a cast of characters like sleepy joe dr Jill Biden to klonopin Kamala Ella Emhoff….Hunter Biden…it’s like arrested development.

The dead veteran son…chasten and Pete…yes bitch work

cbc-bb:

cbc-bb:

honey-nut clarity

post-nut cheerios

muddy3001:

charlottan:

how do you even conceptualize reading 52 books in a year. wrong with you. a book is a friend and youre killing it by reading it that fast

you got to read books slow as fuck like youre making out with them & moaning & shit and the book is like a girl or somehting. what was i talking about