you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf
We all have that one friend who was felled by an Ogre 😂
all youtubers will go to hell but i hope jerma at least has a long fulfilling life beforehand
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
my sex tape is on google drive 🤨 your sex tape is on tiktok live 😏 you and me on different levels 🆙⬇️ i have sex with evil devils😈 👹 👺
I love the Biden family it’s such a cast of characters like sleepy joe dr Jill Biden to klonopin Kamala Ella Emhoff….Hunter Biden…it’s like arrested development.
The dead veteran son…chasten and Pete…yes bitch work
how do you even conceptualize reading 52 books in a year. wrong with you. a book is a friend and youre killing it by reading it that fast
you got to read books slow as fuck like youre making out with them & moaning & shit and the book is like a girl or somehting. what was i talking about











